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Feb 5, 20217 min read
Celebricate – Your Weekly Gossip Roundup (for the week of Feb. 1 – Feb. 5, 2021)
Did you hear? Spinach can email now! This is really all I want from life – spam from my vegetables, not with them. Also, happy Black...
Jan 29, 20215 min read
Celebricate – Your Weekly Gossip Roundup (for the week of Jan. 25 – Jan. 29, 2021)
Holy hell, you guys – I’m still LOLing over Reddit commandeering the stock market. The brilliance of this simple plan gives me the...
Jan 22, 20215 min read
Celebricate – Your Weekly Gossip Roundup (for the week of Jan. 18 – Jan. 22, 2021)
Hello and welcome to a new era! I am not exaggerating when I say that I didn’t experience this level of happiness for the entirety of...
Jan 15, 20213 min read
Celebricate – Your Weekly Gossip Roundup (for the week of Jan. 11 – Jan. 15, 2021)
Why am I craving peaches this week? Peaches, peaches, peaches! Haha. After all – what’s better than one impeachment? Two! Yes, the...
Jan 15, 20214 min read
Bring Me The Sex!
Listen, have you ever made a mistake? I know I have! (And chances are you have too. Unless you’ve failed at filling out a captcha – in...
Jan 8, 20215 min read
Celebricate – Your Weekly Gossip Roundup (for the week of Jan. 4 – Jan. 8, 2021)
Well, hello there 2021 – I’ve been waiting for you, you little minx! And to the wonderful readers - thanks for your patience during my...
Dec 18, 20204 min read
Celebricate – Your Weekly Gossip Roundup (for the week of Dec. 14 – Dec. 18, 2020)
* Just when we put them to rest… DomLil is back! Well, at least the Lil part, but in a fully magnificent way. News broke this week that...
Dec 11, 20204 min read
Celebricate – Your Weekly Gossip Roundup (for the week of Dec. 7 – Dec. 11, 2020)
* I don’t want to admit this, as I’ve very much enjoyed the DomLil fling, but I think we might have to reconcile the fact that this once...
Dec 4, 20204 min read
Celebricate – Your Weekly Gossip Roundup (for the week of Nov. 30 – Dec. 4, 2020)
The celebs have been busy and I'm here for it! Let's get started! * All remains quiet on the DomLil front. Perhaps Dominic West has ever...
Nov 20, 20205 min read
Celebricate – Your Weekly Gossip Roundup (for the week of Nov. 16 – 20, 2020)
Hello to everyone excited to luxuriate in your PJ’s on Thanksgiving! Don’t even try to pretend you’re going to dress up, now that you’re...
Nov 18, 20206 min read
Oiled Man Children & Wolverines – Your Bachelorette Recap! (S16, E6)
It’s Tayshia’s season now and she is owning it! I am so, so excited. Finally, something worth watching. Let’s get to it! We’re kicking it...
Nov 17, 20204 min read
Kate Nash: Underestimate The Girl - Film Review
Wildly talented. And wildly screwed over. This compelling documentary follows the ups and downs of one artist’s wild ride in the music...
Nov 13, 20204 min read
Celebricate – Your Weekly Gossip Roundup (for the week of Nov. 9 – 13, 2020)
There was no column last week because there was no President. We all might’ve been a liiiiitle distracted as our democracy – and the fate...
Nov 11, 20205 min read
The Moustache, The Men, & One Big Ass Limo – Your Bachelorette Recap! (S16, E5)
Hello, and welcome to a (nearly) Clare-less episode of The Bachelorette! Yes, it is finally time to embrace what we’ve all be waiting for...
Nov 9, 20205 min read
The Agony & The Ecstasy – Your Bachelorette Recap! (S16, E4)
Remember when we held an election on Tuesday, November 3rd… and then nothing happened? Yes, it was adorable that The Bachelorette moved...
Oct 29, 20204 min read
Celebricate! – Your Weekly Gossip Roundup (for the week of Oct. 26-30, 2020)
* Lily James continues to dominate this space, and that doesn’t appear to be changing anytime soon! The gossip biz may be slow, but...
Oct 28, 20206 min read
Clare Goes Myopic – Your Bachelorette Recap! (S16, E3)
Margaret Cho was on The Bachelorette last night! This is not a drill – our iconic comedy queen made an appearance on the franchise! Let’s...
Oct 23, 20204 min read
Celebricate! – Your Weekly Gossip Roundup (for the week of Oct. 19, 2020)
Hello, and welcome back to the depraved world of the rich and famous! And honestly, thank you 1% for keeping it interesting. It would be...
Oct 15, 20204 min read
The Premiere is Here - Your Bachelorette Recap! (S16, E1)
Well, here we are at the intersection of pop culture, a global pandemic, and the hell the that is the Bachelorette franchise. I watch so...
Oct 15, 20202 min read
Celebricate! - Your Weekly Gossip Roundup (Week of Oct. 12, 2020)
Most of us "normals" are still on lockdown, cowering under our afghans trying to avoid a potentially deadly illness. But celebs? They are...
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