We’re almost rounding to the end of this damn thing – but first Colton’s gotta meet the parents! Any good Bachelor fan knows that Hometowns proceed bone town (aka the Fantasy Suites) because nothing says “sexy” like shaking a father’s hand as you lustily eye his daughter. Though this is Colton, so tearing into a dinner roll is about as wild as it gets. Even the stalwarts among us will quake in our boots when faced with a real steel magnolia – aka Hannah G.’s for-hire ettiequte coach. Colton survived the NFL, but will he survive dinner? All of this and more in my full recap, available now at MovieBoozer!