This week is all about finding out where the Final Four are from. Yep, it’s time for Hometowns with a side dish of drama. Follow along as Arie slings his d across the country. Oh, and he toasts with weiners, in Wiener. I dare you to find something more meta than that. Want to find out more? Don’t delay – my MovieBoozer recap is up now!
Welcome, folks! The Bachelor cast is in Tuscany for this installment and god damn does it have me feeling wildly jealous. Not of the drama, or the potential shot at getting boned by Arie. No, no – I am here to feast my eyes on the rolling hills of Italy. I am seriously considering maxing out my credit card and booking a trip, post-haste. But for now, I’ll just cook a bowl of pasta and settle down. Sigh!
In the meantime, quell your travel angst with my recap, up at Movieboozer now!
Cheers to me, judging you! [Photo Credit]
The road to love is paved with chicks – at least if you’re Arie Luyendyk Jr., the 22nd white male Bachelor to have a bevy of beauties stashed in a mansion for him to choose from. And I’ve landed my dream job recapping and live-tweeting it all! I just want to take you to bed, patriarchy, and cuddle you like the life-size body pillow you are.
The first episode is always the most boring – consisting of a recap of who this man is (rich, handsome, sensitive, and ready for marriage!), followed by an hour+ of limo exits. Hey, we’ve all got to get our Instagram-sponsored starts somewhere! Read my recap at MovieBoozer here, and follow my real-time tweets here. Cheers!