This week is all about finding out where the Final Four are from. Yep, it’s time for Hometowns with a side dish of drama. Follow along as Arie slings his d across the country. Oh, and he toasts with weiners, in Wiener. I dare you to find something more meta than that. Want to find out more? Don’t delay – my MovieBoozer recap is up now!
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The road to love is paved with chicks – at least if you’re Arie Luyendyk Jr., the 22nd white male Bachelor to have a bevy of beauties stashed in a mansion for him to choose from. And I’ve landed my dream job recapping and live-tweeting it all! I just want to take you to bed, patriarchy, and cuddle you like the life-size body pillow you are.
The first episode is always the most boring – consisting of a recap of who this man is (rich, handsome, sensitive, and ready for marriage!), followed by an hour+ of limo exits. Hey, we’ve all got to get our Instagram-sponsored starts somewhere! Read my recap at MovieBoozer here, and follow my real-time tweets here. Cheers!