Arie is ready to race for your heart! (It’s right there – I couldn’t resist.) My recap of the thrill ride that is episode two is up at MovieBoozer now!
The Bachelor: Season 22, Episode 1 – Chicks, Man
Cheers to me, judging you! [Photo Credit]
The road to love is paved with chicks – at least if you’re Arie Luyendyk Jr., the 22nd white male Bachelor to have a bevy of beauties stashed in a mansion for him to choose from. And I’ve landed my dream job recapping and live-tweeting it all! I just want to take you to bed, patriarchy, and cuddle you like the life-size body pillow you are.
The first episode is always the most boring – consisting of a recap of who this man is (rich, handsome, sensitive, and ready for marriage!), followed by an hour+ of limo exits. Hey, we’ve all got to get our Instagram-sponsored starts somewhere! Read my recap at MovieBoozer here, and follow my real-time tweets here. Cheers!
Background Peeps
Here it is – the first day of background_peeps, the Instagram account celebrating all the (often hilarious) action happening in the background, beyond the main frame. Life – sometimes you’re the movie star… and sometimes you’re the emaciated part-time model handing out water at an awards show. Oh, how I’ve longed to create this little side project! I happen to be trapped in an apartment during a winter storm warning, so now seems like as good a time as any to pay tribute to the people who help make the fun happen. Enjoy – I know I’m going to! xo
Return to MovieBoozer!
I’m thrilled to return to writing film reviews for MovieBoozer (we rate movies by the pint – way more fun than tomatoes)! Kicking it off with a writeup on the lovely indie flick, Band Aid, by Zoe Lister-Jones.
Hot people airing their marital problems in song? Yes, please! Read the review, see the film, hit me up with comments. xo
The Bachelorette is Back!
Tune into Twitter tonight (Mon. 6/19/17) for fast and furious live-tweeting of the latest episode of The Bachelorette! I’ll be at my @JennaZine1 handle, as usual, as well as at my new account @2Girls1Recap with my pal Felix, indulging in layers of snark and joy – grab some rosé and join us!
Keep It Like A Secret – The Speakeasy Edition!
We’ve got a very special KILAS coming up FRIDAY, JULY 7TH at a legit speakeasy – trust me, you will not want to miss this one! Our lineup is stellar, per usual, and we’ve got free ale samples, courtesy of our generous sponsors at Royale Brewing. The Ear Trumpet Speakeasy will be open for the occasion – reserved for show-goers only, of course. They don’t make speakeasies exclusive for nothing! So don’t delay, grab your tickets TODAY!
Tickets & info here. Thanks for your support – see you soon! [Update: SOLD OUT! Woot! Thank you for the support, as always.]
Welcome!
Returning after a long blogging absence to update you on all the goings on at Jenna Zine Presents! Stay tuned for more fun events coming your way in the near future. xo