I Watch The Bachelor So You Don't Have To!
It’s time for testosterone overload as the guys take over the stage with concerns about themselves, golden underpants, and grudges that can’t be shaken loose. Yep, it’s the not-so scintillating Men Tell All episode, where Chris Harrison earns his keep & Bachelorette Becca is barely there. Get ready for a bunch of baloney – it’s the recap of Episode 10, available at MovieBoozer now!
It’s time to recap the Fantasy Suite dates and there’s nothing I can write that won’t sound filthy, so I’m just gonna bang this recap out. Don your protective gear as we discuss Becca Kufrin’s choices in Episode 9, available at MovieBoozer now!
It’s time to meet the parents – literally! That’s right, Becca Kufrin travels the land of this great place formerly known as America to press palms with her suitors’ folks in an effort to narrow down her fiancé selection during the infamous Hometown visits. Who will wow in a bid to become this total stranger’s in-laws and who will send our Bachelorette running for the hills? Dress to impress – the recap of Episode 8 is available at MovieBoozer now!
This week it’s drama in the Bahamas as Becca Kufrin narrows down the pack from six to four gentlemen. (Well, five gentlemen and Garrett.) Who will survive the fun in the sun and move on to the coveted Hometown dates? Who will get left behind to join the Baha Men? How will Leo’s hair hold up in the humidity? Your burning questions are answered right here, right now. Suit up; it’s time for the recap of Episode 7! Available now, at MovieBoozer. xo
Did you know Virginia is for lovers? Because apparently it is, and the show is prepared to remind you of this “fact” no less than 50 times during the 2 hour broadcast. They can’t be bothered to do proper background checks on Becca Kufrin’s suitors, but they can make time to drive home a pointless slogan – woot! Will Chris continue his rage of entitlement? (Spoiler alert – yes, that is all he will do this entire episode.) Will Garrett look confused as the producers try to give him the hero edit? Will Leo emerge with one of the best personalities in this whole damn mess? Come with me to the vast expanse of historical Richmond, VA. to find out! My MovieBoozer post is available now! xo
The infamous two on one has arrived! Will we be saying goodbye to Captain Underpants for good? Is the chicken cooked? Also, is Colton looking more and more like Chris Pratt as this show goes along, or do I just have Jurassic World on the brain? Hey, by the way – were you aware that Colton dated an Olympic gymnast? Because he’d really, really like you to know that little tidbit. The guys are in Sin City this week, in a continued effort to secure Becca Kufrin’s affections. Needless to say, what happens in Vegas definitely does not stay there for this crew. It’s broadcast for you and me to see, so pour that mimosa; it’s time for the recap of episode five! My MovieBoozer post on the whole shebang is available now! xo
You don’t need me to tell you whether or not to see this mega-blockbuster – chances are you’re going to, no matter what the critics say. And I applaud that! You should enjoy this summer schlock – that’s what it’s meant for, and honestly it’s a rather delightful offering if approached with the right attitude. So slip some booze in your bra, mortgage your house for some movie popcorn, and go have some well-deserved fun at the theater! (But if you want to know what you’re getting into, my MovieBoozer review is here for you!)
Loads of trouble with Lincoln, the chicken and Capt. Underpants continue to spar, Colton’s off with Tia in Paradise, Garrett Gate continues his doltish reign, and I’m still left asking, “Why does ABC hate this woman so much?” Let’s clap back at the mofos who booked this shit show. Yep, it’s time for recap number 4! You can read all about here, at MovieBoozer. xo
The Warriors trounced the Cavs in dominating fashion; yet our favorite show was still interrupted, this time by a… uh, “historic” meeting. Meanwhile a chicken got in a fight with a pensive male model, and there were two trips to the ER. Buckle up; it’s time for the recap of episode three! My latest installment is available at MovieBoozer now. xo
Turn down for what? How about Colton may’ve gotten it on w Tia, Jordan refuses to shed his blankey, more “fowl” play at the cocktail party, and no one will shut-up about Arie! My Bachelorette recap of Week 2 is up at MovieBoozer now!
*Scheduling note: there will be NO BACHELORETTE MON. JUNE 11TH if a 5th game is required between the Warriors and the Cavaliers. That’s right, our favorite show will potentially be waylaid by the NBA finals. As you can guess, no show, no recap. Business will continue as usual if one of the teams manages to lock up a win before that. (It happens, but it’s unlikely – in which case Becca’s journey will resume Mon. June 18th and we’ll see each other here next for more recap fun on Wed. June 20th.)