Welcome, folks! The Bachelor cast is in Tuscany for this installment and god damn does it have me feeling wildly jealous. Not of the drama, or the potential shot at getting boned by Arie. No, no – I am here to feast my eyes on the rolling hills of Italy. I am seriously considering maxing out my credit card and booking a trip, post-haste. But for now, I’ll just cook a bowl of pasta and settle down. Sigh!
In the meantime, quell your travel angst with my recap, up at Movieboozer now!